What Lovely Maculas You Have

This week I went to my every 2 year eye exam.

Now I didn't go to the hunky eye doctor, to whom I am willing to pay out-of-pocket because he doesn't belong to my insurance.

No, I went to the dorky one in my insurance.  

As I was putting my coat on to leave, the doctor said to me, 

" what great maculas you have."  Then he went on to say, "You have the maculas of a 30 year old."  That's a new one on me.  

It felt almost obscene.  Like maybe I should have slapped him!